February 26, 2007

Had a crazy week at school. Projects, term papers, midterms... After all that, come up with the following code:

being_a_programmer.cpp

#include "all the crazy stuffs"

using namespace std;

class Programmer

{

private:

energy;

knowledge;

satisfaction;

public:

Programmer() {energy = :-) ;}

~Programmer() {energy = :-( ;}

get_energy() {return energy;}

read_code(source code) {energy--;}

google(internet, books) {knowledge++;}

write_code();

debug(failed code);

relax() {energy++;}

increase_satisfaction() {satisfaction++;}

};

void main()

{

unsigned char *new_project;

new_project = (unsigned char *)calloc (??????, sizeof(unsigned char));

Programmer newguy;

int hours = 0;

while (project_not_done)

{

newguy.read_code();

newguy.google();

newguy.write_code();

newguy.debug();

if (get_energy() == VERY_LOW)

newguy.relax();

hours++;

}

newguy.increase_satisfaction();

cout << "Hours Used: " << hours;

}

Run the code, hopefully it works without ending up in an infinate loop. Otherwise, you are screwed. @_@