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Wednesday, July 9, 2003
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Back Through Time
2:28 p.m. | 07/07/03
Abraham Lincoln's great, great grandson re-delivers the Gettysburg Address to commemorate the end of the civil war.
Audio:Listen to Gettysburg Address
  War Dims Hope For Peace
4:15 p.m. | 07/09/03
In a strange twist of fate, all sides are now in complete agreement that the prospect of a war would put a serious damper into the hopes for peace.
Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
3:18 p.m. | 07/09/03
Judge sentenced Marty McFly to twenty years in prison for breaking into the Hollywood Museum and taking the prized "Back to the Future" timepiece.
  Police Break-up Fight Over a Pacifier
1:18 p.m. | 07/07/03
Police responded to a call last night involving two 6-year-old boys exchanging punches over a pacifier.
Woman Who Doesn't Drive Wins Car
4:20 p.m. | 07/06/03
Happiness is when you win a Mercedes Benz car in a contest. Irony is when you don't know how to drive.
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