Mik Larsen
Freshman, majoring in History and Accounting
Representing Grants Pass, Oregon

After spending eighteen years drudging through the lonely forests and rustic cities of his native land, Mik has raveled to the big city in the hopes of finding truth, freedom, and a job. With his intellectual powers at his side, he strives always to live up to the title of "Master of Reality".
He could also give a damn about stupid Internet cartoons. There, I said it. You people make me sick.