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| Our President and CEO is Laura Davis, a brilliant procrastinator who also happens to be in need of a steady salary. She oversees all aspects of the company, from shipping and ordering goods to hiring, when not being distracted by shiny objects herself. | Our Vice President, Benny, is even more distractable than our CEO--quite an accomplishment! He brings a vast amount of know-how to the company, although his lack of language skills sometimes interfere, as does his tendency to chew products on the sales floor and to obsessively chase his tail. |