Feel like wearing clothes, but loathe dinosaur-free shirts with a burning, firey, redundant passion? Well loathe no more!

Please keep in mind that the actual T-shirts will not be displayed on your browser, but will instead be featured in three dimensions (much like those 3D movies with the red and blue glasses, which many of you have seen, or reality, which many of you have not). Other features include TWO arm holes (optionally non-appendage-related Ventilation Receptacles, for those of you who may be State-Of-Having-All-Limbs-Intact-challenged) and a special reversible fabric that allows for TWICE the wearing power of the leading brand of T-shirt, which may need to be changed as often as once a week. Please remove the tag before wearing the B side.

As of 4/03/06, 2:55 PM, there are 3 shirts remaining!

Convinced? E-mail kickball@usc.edu to reserve yours now! Please include your name and desired size. Total cost will be between $12 and $14. Confirmations will be sent out in the order received, until we're dry (dry = all out. It takes way less time to type, unless you then have to explain it).

Note: The font may change without notice. It'll be legible and badass. I promise.


-Aaron