USC Kickball (U SCK) Songs


Just had the class from hell, so started listening to nice angry music. The Nine Inch Nails get mad propz with a 'z' for helping me out here.

Closer: An ode to my kickball

You let me mutilate you [bow-wow-WAH bow-wow-wowwow-WAH]
You let me calcitrate you [bow-wow-WAH bow-wow-wowwow-WAH]
You let me overinflate you [bow-wow-WAH bow-wow-wowwow-WAH]
All the frisbee-ers hate you [bow-wow-WAH bow-wow-wowwow-WAH]


(Help me) Cuz' I just failed a midterrrm
(Help me) It really kicked my ass
(Help me) the only thing that works for me...
Help me get away from my class
I wanna kick you like an ANIMAL
I wanna feel your rubber outside
I wanna kick you like an ANIMAL
My whole existence is flawed...
You make me run in the quad!


I never thought I'd have any use for the word 'calcitrate'...
-Aaron


Out in de quad

Nine Inch Nails to Disney in a week. I don't have an explanation either.
Break out your Jamaican accent!


Da players is always better
on somebody else's team
you think about maybe quitting
to get back your self-esteem

But look at de world around you
down here een McCarthy Quad
come play and we'll astound you
More fun den you's ever ..uh.. hod!

Out in de quad (do do do dooo)
Out in de quaaaaa-ad
Darlin' we's cooler
dan Ferris Buehler
Don't be a dipwaa-ad

At EVK dey eat de crap
come out and play-- don't take a nap
while you be snorin'
down here we're scorin'*
out in de quad.

Down here all de players is happy
As after de ball dey run
Eight points eef you hit a frat boy
Ten more eef you hit a nun!

Out in de quad (do do do dooo)
Out in de quaaaaa-ad
Darlin' we's hipper
dan a hot stripper
Don't be a nimrooo-od

Up in de dorms dey work all day
Inside Leavey dey slave away
What rhymes with "rubber"
besides "landlubber"?
How about "orange"?
why not try "door hinge"!
Kicking dee asses
where dere be grasses
out in de quad!

*shush, you.


-Aaron

P.S.: Be careful not to apply other Little Mermaid songs to your daily kickball routine... e.g. "Come on and kick de girl". We frown upon kicking girls here at U SCK.
P.P.S: Yes, even if they are sorority girls.
P.P.P.S: No, you may not kick boys either.
P.P.P.P.S: Yes, *undead* sorority girls are an exception. But only if they are the flesh-eating type.



Kickball::Kryptonite (3 Doors Down)

NEW! This one's contributed by honorary U SCK member Kat. Yes, that's her full name. Maybe it's like Prince or something (only, for Kat's sake, hopefully she's not quite as creepy-looking).

Well I took a walk around the quad to ease my troubled mind
I left my homework lying somewhere in that mess of mine
I watched the ball fly to the dark side of the roof
I think there's nothing you can do, yeah.

I watched the ball fly to the dark side of the roof
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you
And I just caught that amazing kick of yours
All you need now is to run and sco-ore.



Got a kickball song? Send it along to kickball@usc.edu and I'll post it here!



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