RULES

1. If someone cuts you off on the transition from the 110 to the 5, they suck.

2. No picking when eating chex's mix.

3. Don't pick fights with people bigger than you.

4. Don't fall asleep while driving.

5. Sleep good-----Study bad

6. If your over 18, don't be a pedophile.

7. If you buy something cheap, it will probably stop working very soon.

8. If you are going to cheat, don't get caught.

9. Never take a girl you are interested in golfing.

10. Packard Bell computers suck.

11. Magnetic Feilds Blow!

12. Girls rule.

13. Don't get speeding tickets.

14. Avoid jumping in parking stuctures at all cost.

15. If you are going to talk trash, make sure you can back it up.

16. If you can't back it up, talk more trash than usual.

17. Watch at least one funny TV show a day. The Simpson are normaly a good choice.

18. Learn to use a computer, if you have any questions call 213.740.5555 and ask for Steve.

19. Beer good-----Homework bad.

Protocol for following someone in a car

1. Do not at any time exceed the speed limit by more than 7 mph

2. Do not run yellow lights.

3. For changing lanes in traffic, the leading car signals, the trailing car moves to the appropriate lane and leaves a space so the leading car can move in front.

4. Use common sense

5. If you loose the person following you pull over and wait for them.

6. When following someone in traffic, keep up so someone can't cut in front of you.