Our entry-level Volt Chair is for consumers who want affordability and comfort. Designed with the lazy programmer in mind, it can support up to 1,000 lbs. of weight. Additionally, pockets in the armrest can fit phones, coffee cups, and other small things you need to get through your hellish workweek. Don’t forget about the 20 mA of electric current that will shock you awake if you start falling asleep. The numbness should subside within seconds, but the joy of completing those TPS reports will last a lifetime!

Price: $100.00
Color(s): Black, Gray, White, Red, Blue

For those that want to spend a bit more money because of the bailout money already in the mail, our Exectricity Chair is a no-brainer. With leather skinned from only the finest cows from the Swiss Alps and wood that can only be obtained via merciless deforestation, this executive chair promises to make CEOs so comfortable they may want to fall asleep. Too bad they won’t be able to, as the Exectricity Chair boasts a whopping 75mA of heart rhythm-altering current to wake you if you decide to take a nap.

Price: $350.00
Color(s): Cherry Wood and Black Leather, Oak and Brown Leather