You Shall Fall in Love
You shall fall in love
And have your heart broken
Multiple times.
You shall be jealous of her
Multiple partners.
Your heart will be cooked
Like scrumptious omelet,
on that Food TV program.
It will become a tossing
Floating frisbee with
Multiple landings.
You will pick it up
Throw a hammer and hope*
you never fall in love
Again.
* "Hammer" is a particular throw in ultimate frisbee.